I’m so thankful that out of all the billions and billions of galaxies and solar systems and planets I was born into the planet that has dogs on it
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
Dont worry, smokey, its been raining for days.